The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.
¶ (Attributed)
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Jim Samuels (1948-1990) American stand-up comic
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
¶ (Attributed)
(also attrib. Woody Allen)
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