Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
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Emo Philips (contemp.) American comedian [b. Phil Soltanec]
Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
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at the Montreal Comedy Festival
I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.
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at the Montreal Comedy Festival
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
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And always remember the last words of my Grandfather, who said, "A truck ...!"
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