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Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) American writer

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

¶ (Attributed)

Quoted in The Algonquin Wits (1968) ed. by Robert E. Drennan. The novel was Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged.

I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have the money.

¶ (Attributed)

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

¶ (Attributed)

Razors pain you, Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give,
Gas smells awful. You might as well live.

Not So Deep as a Well, "Résumé" (1937)

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania.

Not So Deep as a Well, "Comment" (1937)

Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

¶ Interview, Writers at Work, ed. Malcolm Cowley (1958)

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