REARDON: Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if you try to correct them, they kill you.
(with Carl Reiner, George Gipe)
JULIET: If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.
(with Carl Reiner, George Gipe)
REARDON: I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits.
(with Carl Reiner, George Gipe)
HARRIS: I could never be a woman. If I were, I would do nothing but sit at home all day playing with my breasts.
There's someone out there for everyone -- even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
HARRIS: All I'm saying is that, when I'm around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot's version of being interesting.
INSPECTOR: You are playing God!
HFUHRUHURR: Somebody has to!
(with George Gipe)
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