If you were perfect, you certainly wouldn't be here. You would be someplace else with more class. And better service. And cheaper booze.
If you were perfect, you certainly wouldn't be here. You would be someplace else with more class. And better service. And cheaper booze.
I might be an anarchist, if it weren't so much work and I weren't so lazy.
Most politicians are totally wusses with the ethical consideration of my cat begging for treats.
Cultural bias makes more mistakes than sloppy handwriting.
Oh CHRISTONACRUTCHWITHCHEESEANDCRACKERSINBED!!! This old horse-apple again! Paranoid and arrogant victimhood again raises it thoughtless brow and vomits the rehashed meal of a thousand whines of sour grapes and pissing fantasies of mental pimphood. May the gods curse the damnable concept from the stinking spew of language until it is correctly termed.
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