I've never had much enthusiasm for pornography. Watching people have congress is a bit like watching people eat, in that eating is both necessary and satisfying, but when watching someone else do it, you just want to tell them to chew with their mouth closed.
¶ The Weekly Standard, "How to be a Porn Star" (18 Sep. 2002)
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/001/671hnsjc.asp
