If life is a movie and everyone is their own lead character, then we're also lesser characters in other "movies." And since yo unever know whose movie will be a hit, you might as well milk your lines.
¶ The Norm (15 Aug. 2004)
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This is why you get married. You run into a difficult situation, can't seem to find a way out and -- TAG -- your partner jumps in and fixes everything. A good marriage isn't just about love and friendship, it's about sharing your talents and making the struggle of life a little bit easier.
Okay. That sounds like a load of crap. So I'll just say that even if life is a constant mess, you've got some company to kill the time. Better?
¶ The Norm, "Norm's Daily Journal" (7 Sep. 2003)