With all the crap I have to put up with, I've stockpiled enough Karma to be Queen of the World in my next life.
¶ Mentioned in personal e-mail to me
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Adrienne E. Gusoff (contemp.) American humorist, greeting card writer
Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies
¶ Mentioned in personal e-mail to me
Grandma always admonished me to be a "good girl." "Why should he buy the cow when he gets the milk for free?" she'd ask. And I'd remind her that once he owns the cow, he can turn her into hamburger.
¶ Mentioned in personal e-mail to me
Girls just want to have funds.
¶ Mentioned in personal e-mail to me
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