Fields, W.C. - "Madam, there's no such thing as a ..." :: WIST

W.C. Fields (1880-1946) American entertainer [b. William Claude Dukenfield]

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

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Added 01-Feb-2004 | Last update 28-Feb-2007
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