Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite; and furthermore, always carry a small snake.
¶ (Attributed)
Quotations by ...
W.C. Fields (1880-1946) American entertainer [b. William Claude Dukenfield]
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
¶ (Attributed)
Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
¶ (Attributed)
About WIST
WIST is my collection of quotations I find meaningful, moving, amusing (intended or not), well-phrased, and/or to which I just say I "Wish I'd Said That." But just because I quote it here doesn't mean I actually agree with it. If you have any comments, corrections, or suggestions, please don't hesitate to
Quote Search
Use the Fast Search search box to look for text in quotations or their sources.
To search for an author, go to the All Authors page. Or you can also use the custom Google search below for quotes and authors:
Quotes by Author
WIST Info
Powered by
Movable Type 4.01
Movable Type 4.01