I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
¶ (Attributed)
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George Carlin (b. 1937) American comedian
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
¶ (Attributed)
Anyone who goes faster than me is an idiot. Anyone who goes slower than me is a moron. "Look at that idiot! Get outta my way, you moron! Look at that idiot!"
¶ (Attributed)
Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
¶ Brain Droppings (1998)
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
¶ Brain Droppings (1998)
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