Barry, Dave - "The Humvee has a feature that allows ..."

Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist

The Humvee has a feature that allows you to inflate or deflate your tires as you drive. In a perfect guy universe this would seriously impress women.
GUY: "Look! I can inflate the tires as I drive!"
WOMAN: "Pull over right now, so we can engage in wanton carnality!"
Unfortunately, the real world doesn';t work this way. I know this because when I took my wife for a ride in the Humvbee, we had this conversation:
ME: "Look! I can inflated the tires as I drive!"
MY WIFE: "Why?"

¶ Miami Herald (7 Jan. 2001)

Added 14-Oct-2005 | Last update 28-Feb-2007
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