The Internet [is] a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other… While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and — yes — shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings.
¶ Miami Herald, "Only a Real Stud Hombre CyberMuffin Can Handle 'Windows'" (1994)
