VENKMAN: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
VENKMAN: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
VENKMAN: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
EGON: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
RAY: Total protonic reversal.
VENKMAN: That's bad.
RAY: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
PECK: They caused an explosion!
MAYOR: Is this true?
VENKMAN: Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
RAY: I think we better split up.
EGON: Good idea.
VENKMAN: Yeah. We can do more damage that way.
RAY: Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia Mass Turbulence of 1947.
VENKMAN: You're right. No human being would stack books like this.
ELWOOD: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
JAKE: Hit it!
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