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Scott Adams (b. 1957) American cartoonist

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

¶ (Attributed)

WALLY: Stupidity is like nuclear power; it can be used for good or evil.
DILBERT: And you don't want to get any on you.

Dilbert (11 Dec. 1995)

DILBERT: Lately, the only think keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

Dilbert (11 Jan. 2001)

WALLY: One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

Dilbert (18-Oct-2006)

It seems to me that the great thing about the flag is that it symbolizes something inherently indestructible: the concept of freedom. You can burn the flag as many times as you want and the concept of freedom is not only still there – it’s stronger. I like that about my flag. I would go so far as to say it’s my flag’s best feature.

The Dilbert Blog (30 Jun. 2006)

http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/06/burning_flags.html

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